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Function Water - Sports Cap by Function Drinks 25.3 fl. Ounces
Vapor-Distilled Water Packed With Electrolytes In A Convenient Sport-Top Bottle*
Our Price: $1.39 Retail Price: $2.19 You Save: $0.80 each, a 37% Savings! | 
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Function Water starts off as fresh artesian water that's vapor distilled to remove all impurities. This makes it the best tasting water, possibly ever. Function Drinks' physician-developed formula then adds in the perfect balance of electrolytes to keep your cells operating at their personal best. Topped with a convenient sports-cap for easy sipping!*
Impulses–they're responsible for that sale rack polyester jumpsuit, that tattoo of your ex, and the proper performance of your cells. That's right: impulses, of the electrical variety, are found in the cells of your nerves, muscles, and heart. And electrolytes (like the ones found in Function Water) are like little messengers, helping send signals between these charged cells. It's crucial to keep your electrolytes replenished, to maintain the voltage on your electrical current–zap!*
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Supplement FactsServing Size: Eight (8) Fluid Ounces (240mL) Servings Per Container: Approximately 3 | | | | Amount Per Serving | Daily Value | | Calories | 0 | | | Total Fat | 0g | 0% | | Sodium | 0g | 0% | | Total Carbohydrate | 0g | 0% | | Protein | 0g | 0% | | ** Daily Value Not Established. Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. |
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| Calcium chloride, Distilled Water, Magnesium Chloride, Potassium Bicarbonate |
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| Enjoy this refreshing water anytime! |
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| Dehydrated Cells, Dehydration, Electrolyte Imbalances |
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| Detoxification |
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An orthopedic surgeon, a film producer, and a corporate strategist walk into a bar...wait, no, they start a beverage company...what happens? A revolution, that's what. In 2004, Dr. Alex Hughes, Josh Simon, and Dayton Miller embarked on a mission: to improve the lives of their friends and family. Although the goal was simple, the results of their venture would forever change the beverage industry.
In medical school, Dr. Alex realized that many of the powerful, all-natural ingredients he used to treat patients were available to the public, yet not widely known about or utilized. This observation sparked an idea: what if he could use these potent ingredients in the form of innovative beverages, making their health benefits accessible to everyone? Consumers were still relying on centuries old vitamin-based ingredients to improve their health and it was time to give them products with real results.
While conducting the initial research in a laboratory built in his kitchen, there were many spills and explosions, but also plenty of breakthroughs. Dr. Alex's experiments were revolutionary--bringing technology, ingredients, and functionality never before seen to the beverage industry. With long-time friends Josh and Dayton, Function Drinks launched in southern California in mid-2005. Instantly, the company gained a strong consumer following, including many celebrity fans like singer Fergie of the Black-Eyed Peas and NBA superstar Shaquille O'Neal.
Today, the function line-up--sold worldwide--consists of ten powerful beverages delivering eight relevant functionalities with concrete and proven results. And thankfully for Dr. Alex's neighbors, the beverages are now developed with a team of food scientists in sophisticated beverage laboratories. |
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With a technical and sophisticated look, Function is drawing more attention than ever on the shelves. Unified under the banner of concrete science, each drink touts its own unique and powerful functionality. The presence of the "created by physicians" seal, displayed on the front of all Function drinks, is serious business. It's one of the many things that sets them apart from the other so-called functional drinks on the market.
The presence of their seal means a commitment to:
- Producing products that reflect the latest understanding of health, science, and physiology
- Constantly evaluating and updating products to reflect health innovations or breakthroughs
- Developing products founded in mainstream, proven clinical science
- Creating products with the highest quality natural ingredients used by doctors everyday
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Richard P. Cohen, M.D., F.A.C.P. Dr. Richard P. Cohen is Clinical Professor of Medicine, Weill Cornell Medical College, Attending Physician at New York Presbyterian Hospital, and Consulting Internist at the Hospital for Special Surgery in Manhattan. A respected clinician and teacher, Dr. Cohen has been repeatedly listed on national "best doctors" lists and has won numerous prizes for his teaching at Cornell.
Jennifer Ashton, M.J., F.A.C.O.G. Dr. Jennifer Ashton is a board certified obstetrician and gynecologist. A graduate of Columbia University College of Physicians and Surgeons, Dr. Ashton received her specialty training at St. Luke's-Roosevelt Hospital. Dr. Ashton brings her interest in adolescent gynecology and women's health to her medical practice and can be seen daily on national television in her role as a regular Fox News medical contributor.
Jane Lindell Hughes M.D., F.A.C.S. Dr. Jane Lindell Hughes is a clinical professor, Dept. of Ophthalmology, at the University of Texas Health Science Center. She is a diplomat of the American Board of Opthalmology, a fellow of the American Academy of Ophthalmology, and a fellow of the American College of Surgeons. She was elected into AOA, the National Medical School Honor Society, and has been named in Best Doctors in America, Best Ophthalmologists in America, Texas Monthly Super Docs, and San Antonio's Best Doctors.
Andrew Norden, M.D. Dr. Andrew Norden is clinical instructor of Neurology at the Harvard Medical School, Associate Neurologist at Brigham Women's Hospital, and Staff Neuro-Oncologist at Dana Farber Cancer Institute. He received his medical degree from Yale University followed by neurology and neuro-oncology training at the Harvard Medical School.
Robert Ashton, M.D., F.A.C.S. Dr. Robert Ashton is double board certified in both general surgery and cardiothoracic surgery. Dr. Ashton is head of thoracic surgery at Hackensack University Medical Center and can be seen regularly on national television in his role as a regular Fox News Medical Contributor.
Elizabeth H. Tichy, M.D. Dr. Elizabeth Tichy is a board certified dermatologist. A member of the Prestigious Alpha Omega Alpha honor society, she enjoys a thriving multifaceted private practice as well as active involvement with many clinical trials where she serves as principal investigator. |
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Dayton Miller: Founder, Chairman, CEO Dayton Miller is co-founder and Chairman & CEO of Function Drinks. Prior to Function Drinks, Miller held the position of director of corporate strategic planning at the Walt Disney Company where he was responsible for devising long term business strategies, problem-solving for existing operations, and executing the company’s acquisition and investment activities. During his tenure at Walt Disney Co, he shepherded deals which included the $2.6 billion sale of ABC radio group, the sale of the Mighty Ducks hockey team, and led the purchase of Indian cable channel Hungama TV. He began his career as an analyst in investment banking and spent time as a management consultant for Bain & Co. Miller received his BA in Economics, summa cum laude, from Vanderbilt University. He was awarded Phi Beta Kappa, highest honors in economics honors program, and was the recipient of the Chancellor Alexander Heard award and Jo Anne J. Trow undergraduate award for academic excellence. Miller obtained his MBA from Harvard Business School.
Alex Hughes, M.D.: Founder, President Dr. Alex Hughes is co-founder and president of Function Drinks. A practicing surgeon, Dr. Hughes graduated from Vanderbilt University School of Medicine before completing an internship in general surgery and a residency in orthopaedic surgery at UCLA Medical Center. Dr. Hughes is currently completing a fellowship in spinal disease and surgery of the spine at the Hospital for Special Surgery at the Weill Cornell Medical Center in New York City. Dr. Hughes has a passion for technical innovation, not only when it comes to his patients, but also for enhancing the lives of active adults. He has developed a rigorous, systematic, team approach for finding solutions to consumer needs at Function Drinks. He builds on his foundation as a biomedical engineer (B.E., summa cum laude, Vanderbilt University) and his skills as a physician and surgeon to approach innovation in the beverage industry efficiently. The recipient of numerous clinical awards of excellence at UCLA Medical Center, Dr. Hughes’ motivation is hispassion for the well being of his patients as well as the lives of consumers around the globe.
Josh Simon: Head of Marketing Josh Simon is co-founder and head of marketing of Function Drinks. Simon is currently an executive atColor Force, a Dreamworks Studios based production company where he is responsible for overseeing a variety of film and television projects. Prior to joining Color Force, Simon was a director of production of the Walt Disney Company’s Motion Picture Group, where he helped oversee development and production of live action feature films for Walt Disney Pictures and Touchstone Pictures. Simon served as an executive on projects spanning a wide range of genres, including the Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardobe; Eight Below; and Herbie: Fully Loaded. Prior to joining the Motion Picture Group, Simon was an executive in Disney’s Strategic Planning Group – a team responsible for devising long term strategies, problem-solving for existing operations, and executing the company’s acquisition and investment activities. Simon’s work focused on Disney’s studio, cable, and broadcasting businesses, including Disney Channel, ESPN networks, and the ABC television network and stations. Simon is a graduate of Harvard University.
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Our Price: $1.39 Retail Price: $2.19 You Save: $0.80 each, a 37% Savings! |

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